Dylan North: Yeah, People might actually think your cool, If they didn't know you.
William Beardsley: Ha! Thats funny!

[just ending his speech at the lighthouse] An enemy named Mom and Dad.

"We are all in this together."

"Come on guys, nobody likes this situation."

"Don't worry about it. They're biologically protected by the cuteness factor."

William Beardsley: Okay, phase two. I think that we just need one more big thing to push them over the edge.
Dylan North: Have them catch you and Phoebe together?
Christina Beardsley: You're really sick.
Dylan North: [to Christina] Okay, then have them catch you and Phoebe together.
Phoebe North: How about they catch me with my hands around your neck?

William Beardsley: This could actually help get me elected.
Dylan North: Yeah, somebody might actually think you're cool... if they didn't know you.
William Beardsley: Heh... funny!

Phoebe North: They went for it. So where're the little kids?
William Beardsley: I got 'em covered.

William Beardsley: What's up with this? I-I didn't order any beer!
Dylan North: Well, don't look at me. I wanted to break mom and dad up, not go to jail.

"Let's get this party started. Who wants a double-stuffed?"